Dumb&Dumber

"You're it."

"You're it."

"You're it, quitsies!"

"Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, 

no anti-quitsies, no startsies!"

"You can't do that!"

"Can too!"

"Cannot, stamp it!"

"Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!"

"Cannot, triple stamp, no 

erasies, Touch blue make it true."

"No, you can't do that.. you can't triple 

stamp a double stamp, you can't

triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!"

[hands over ears] "LA LA LA LA LA LA!"

"LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!"

Dinner for schmucks

"Okay, may I give you some advice too? Do not wear fishnets on New Year's Eve. It's too cold. When the wind blows, you gotta go with the hose."

Hey ya

"Shake it like a polarized picture." ♥

Dinner for schmucks

"[holding a picture of Nelson Mandela] 

He's friends with Morgan Freeman!"

The Crow

"I love you."

"Say that again."

"I love you."  <3

Vermilion part 2"

"She is everything to me, the unrequited dream."

All Time Low + We The Kings = All Time Kings or We The Low

"I'll never second guess the things that i have done, I've got to much left to say, and too much to become."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqJcZvFIKFM

^

Always you (good times)

"I'll keep my heart with yours, for every minute I am gone. Swear you'll never leave me, i'll be there every time." ♥

You lie

"I'm gonna slip off the ring that you put on my finger, give it a big ol' fling and watch it sink down, down, down."

Superbass

"Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way? Oh it be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass." ;D

Hair

"And in the morning I'm short of my identity. I scream, "Mom and Dad why can't I be who I wanna be?"
♥

Edge of glory

"I'm gonna run back to, to the edge 

 with you where we can fall over in love." ♥

You Lie

"That ain't my perfume, I bet she had a curfew. You told me you were out with the boys and baby ,I believed you.."

February Air

"My arms get cold in February air. 

Please don't lose hold of me, out there." 

<3

The Listening

"Please excuse me, I'm not thinking clear. It must just be stress, but I likely shouldn't be here.. I'm such a mess"

Ice

"Your ego is getting old, 

how did you get so cold?"

Hurricane ft. Kanye West

"No matter how we try, it's too much history. Too many bad notes playing in our symphony.."

Don't wanna miss a thing.

"Don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep, cause I'd miss you, baby, and I don't want to miss a thing."

And justice for all..

"Justice is lost, justice is raped, justice is gone. Pulling your strings, justice is done, seeking no truth, winning is all."

nothing else matters

"Never be, never see, won't 

see what might have been."

Babe

"Your heart will break, and heal again. And 

one day we'll come, when you believe again."

Hero

"I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever, you can take my breath away."

She's out of my life

"I've learned that love is not possessive and I've learned that love won't wait. Now I've learned that love needs expression, but I learned too late."

-Albert Einstein

“Watch the stars, and learn from them .
To the Master’s honor all must turn,
each in it’s track, without a sound,
forever tracing Newton’s ground.”

It's now or never

"Your lips excite me, let your arms invite me, for who knows when, we'll meet again this way."

The battle of evermore.

"The pain of war cannot 

exceed the woe of aftermath."

Muse

"You could be my unintended..choice to live my life extended.. you could be the one I’ll always love"

Closing time

"Every new beginning comes 

 from some other beginning's end."

Iris

"You can't fight the tears that ain't coming, or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything seems like the movies, yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive."

Daughters

"Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too."

Foreigner

"I want to know what love is, 

I want you to show me."

It's now or never.

"When I first saw you with your smile so tender, my heart was captured, my soul surrendered."

Wooden Ships

"If you smile at me I will understand, cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language."

Until it sleeps

"So tear me open, pour me out. There's 

things inside that scream and shout."

Platypus (I hate you)

"Asshole, dirty twat, waste 

of semen, I hope you die."

Invisible

"You just see right through me, but if you only knew me, we could be a beautiful miracle unbelievable instead of just invisible." ♥

-Carl Sagan

“We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”

I slipped, i stumbled, i fell

"I look at you and wham, I'm head over 

heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel."

-Jim Morrison

“People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend.”

Here comes Mr. x

"He must be the product of two first cousins."

Before you accuse me

"Before you accuse me take a look at yourself."

-John Lennon

“If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the sixties, that’s his problem. love and peace are eternal.”

The end

"And in the end, the love you take

is equal to the love you make."

Take a bow

"You look so dumb right now standing outside my house, trying to apologize. You're so ugly when you cry, please, just cut it out."

Mama Said

 "The brightest flame burns quickest."

-Jim Morrison

“The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You trade in your sense for an act. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask. There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first.”

The Unforgiven

"New blood joins this earth, and quickly he's subdued. Through constant pained disgrace, the young boy learns their rules."

KISS

"I was made for loving you baby, 

you were made for loving me."

Breathe

"All of us get lost in the darkness, dreamers learn to steer by the stars."

Pictures of you.

“There was nothing in the world that I ever wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart. There was nothing in the world that I ever wanted more than to never feel the breaking apart all my pictures of you”

Take a bow

"You talking 'bout 'Girl, I love you, you're the one'. This just looks like a re-run, please, what else is on?"

Good luck charm

"Don't want a four leaf clover, don't want an old horse shoe. I want your kiss, cause I just can't miss with a good luck charm like you."

-John Lennon

“I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it’s in your mind. Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now?”

Suck my kiss

"Give to me sweet sacred bliss, your 

mouth was made to suck my kiss."

Love is like oxygen

"Love is like oxygen, you get too much you get too high, and not enough and you're gonna die."

Cut here

"Keep on aching the same 

 heartbreak. I wish, "If only.."

Bashar

“You may choose to create circumstances that reinforce certain states of being, but the state of being is what caused the circumstances. And thus circumstances are illusory. Not real. A reflection, a hallucination, a projection.”

Dead Flowers

"Send me dead flowers to my wedding and 

 I won't forget to put roses on your grave."

Timbuk 3

"The future is so bright that 

I have got to wear shades."

Unknown

"Those moments where my eyes aimlessly wander and look in your direction, make me realize how much I truly love you, every time."

-Lisa Unger, Beautiful Lies

“When you start to know someone, all their physical characteristics start to disappear. You begin to dwell in their energy, recognize the scent of their skin. You see only the essence of the person, not the shell. That’s why you can’t fall in love with beauty. You can lust after it, be infatuated by it, want to own it. You can love it with your eyes and your body but not your heart. And that’s why, when you really connect with a person’s inner self, any physical imperfections disappear, become irrelevant.”

Me against the world

"Even the genius ask questions."

Escape

"Can't get caught in this 

endless circle, ring of stupidity."

Dave Russell

“The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.”

-Native American Elder

“Honor the sacred.
Honor the Earth, our Mother.
Honor the Elders.
Honor all with whom we
share the Earth:-
Four-leggeds, two-leggeds,
winged ones,
Swimmers, crawlers,
plant and rock people.
Walk in balance and beauty.”

Of wolf and man

"I feel a change back to a better day, hair stands on the back of my neck. In wildness is the preservation of the world, so seek the wolf in thyself."

Take a bow

"And the award for the best liar goes to you for making me believe that you could be faithful to me, let's hear your speech."

Good morning starshine;*

"Our early morning singing song, glibby glub gloopy, nibby nabby noopy, la la la lo lo. Sabba sibby sabba, nooby abba nabba, lee le lo lo."

-Albert Einstein

"Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

Rock n roll heaven

 "If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand. If there's a rock and roll heaven, well, you know they got a hell of a band."

-Kahlil Gibran

“Beauty is not in the face; 

beauty is a light in the heart.”

Oh well

"Don't ask me what I think of you, I might 

 not give the answer that you want me to."

Heartbreak hotel

"Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel."

Get high, screw da world.

"Act your age and not your shoe size."

-Ani Difranco

“I walk in stride with people
much taller than me
and partly it’s the boots but
mostly it’s my chi
and I’m becoming transfixed
with nature and my part in it
which I believe just signifies
I’m finally waking up”

Bill Hicks

“Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.”

Twilight Zone

"Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"

Monster

"I'll stop the whole world from turning into a monster, and eating us alive. Don't you ever wonder how we'd survive? But now that you're gone the world is ours." ♥

Eckhart Tolle

“Always say ‘yes’ to the present moment. What could be more futile, more insane, than to create inner resistance to what already is? What could be more insane than to oppose life itself, which is now and always now? Surrender to what is. Say ‘yes’ to life — and see how life suddenly starts working for you rather than against you.”

Teddybear

"I don't want to be a tiger, tigers play too rough. I don't want to be a lion, cause lions ain't the kind you love up."

Jersey

"I'll have you know I'm scared to death, that everything you had said to me was just a lie until you left." ♥

-Siddhārtha Gautama

“In the end these things matter most: How well did you love? How fully did you live? How deeply did you let go?”

-Henry Miller (Tropic of Cancer)

“She rises up out of a sea of faces and embraces me, embraces me passionately—- a thousand eyes, noses, fingers, legs, bottles, windows, purses, saucers all glaring at us an we in each others arm oblivious. I sit down beside her and she talks— a flood of talk. Wild consumptive notes of hysteria, perversion, leprosy. I hear not a word because she is beautiful and I love her and now I am happy and willing to die.”

Obladi, Oblada.

"Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on."

Neil Gaiman

-I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.”

Spoonful

"It could be a spoonful of diamonds, could be a spoonful of gold. Just a little spoon of your precious love satisfies my soul."

Last night on earth

"You are the moonlight of my life every night, giving all my love to you. My beating heart belongs to you." ♥

Buddha

“Imagine that every person in the world is enlightened but you. They are all your teachers, each doing just the right things to help you learn perfect patience, perfect wisdom, perfect compassion.”

Unknown

"You are the most beautiful thing 

that I keep inside my head."

Lakota Seer

“We are Earth people on a spiritual journey to the stars. Our quest, our Earth walk, is to look within, to know who we are, to see that we are connected to all things, that there is no separation, only in the mind.”

The Unforgiven.

"You labeled me, I'll label 

you. So I dub the unforgiven."

Eckhart Tolle

“You find peace not by rearranging the circumstances of your life, but by realizing who you are at the deepest level.”

A year from now

"I don't consider this a mistake, I just wish the story didn't end this way. Cause I'm still in love with the person who helped me write it."

Neil Gaiman

“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.”

Look at me i'm Sandra Dee

"Elvis, Elvis, let me be, 

keep that pelvis far from me."

Stevie Nicks

“I live in the realm of romantic possibility”

Ray Bradbury

“The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.”

Feel like a number

"I'm not a number. Dammit, I'm a man."

My girl

"I don't need no money, fortune, or fame. I got all the riches baby, one man can claim."

My way

"For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught. To say the things he truly feels, and not the words of one who kneels."

Monster

"I let my heart go, it's somewhere down at the bottom but I'll get a new one. Come back for the hope that you've stolen."

Mamma Mia

"I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and i love you so much."

"Oh Soph.. -hugs and i haven't 

slept with *hundreds* of men."

Moulin Rouge

"Never fall in love with a woman 

who sells herself, it always ends bad."

Clueless

"Hello? There was a stop sign."

"I totally paused."

Mamma Mia

"I want to get married knowing who i am."

"You don;t find that from finding your father, Sophie, you find it by finding yourself."

Anywhere but here

"You don't have a job in the LA school district."

"I have an interview and great outfit!"

Power of love

"Love is the light scaring darkness away."

Mamma Mia

"I better be dreaming, you better not be here."

"You want me to pinch you Donna?"

Hush

"You're my light, you're my emptiness. The pretty colors on that summer dress, babe."

Moulin Rouge

"Send Christian away. Only you can save him."

Mamma Mia

"Tanya and i will take them fishing."

"Fishing? Oh, please!"

"What do you suggest we 

do with three men?"

"Now THAT takes me back."

Babe

"Babe, you don't have to be afraid in my eyes."

Moulin Rouge

"Unbewievable. Stwaight to the ewephant!"

When all is said and done.

"Thanks for all your generous love and thanks for all the fun. Neither you not I'm to blame when all is said and done."

Mamma Mia

"But i love Sky. I love Sky more than anything."

Clueless

"Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite."

One love

"One love, one heart, let's get 

together and, feel alright." <3

Does your mother know?

"Well i can dance with you honey if you think it's funny, does your mother know that you're out? And i can chat with you baby, flirt a little maybe, does your mother know that you're out?"

Clueless

"Girlie, as far as you're concerned, 

I am the messiah of the DMV."

Mamma Mia

"You're a teaser, you turn em on. Leave them burning and then you're gone."

Moulin Rouge

"When will i begin to live again? One day I'll fly away.. leave all this to yesterday. Why live life from dream to dream, and dread the day when dreaming ends."

Lay all you're love on me

"A little small talk, a smile and baby i was stuck. I still don't know what you've done with me."

Beastly

"I only came to give you 

that second chance."

"I guess i blew it."

Clueless

"Why should i listen to you, anyway? 

You're a virgin who can't drive."

"That was way harsh, Tai."

Super Trouper

"Super trouper beams are gonna blind me, but i won't feel blue like i always do. Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you."

Beastly

"Pretty gruesome, huh?"

"I've seen worse."

Mamma Mia"

Wh-wh.. what are you all doing here?"

"I'm writing a travel piece."

"I-I'm on a spontaneous holiday."

"I-I-I, I just dropped in to say.. Hi."

Clueless

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."

Rockstar

"I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, I'd even cut my hair and change my name."

Mamma Mia

"i bet you don't remember me.."

"not with all that plastic surgery!"

Judas

"I'm just a holy fool! Oh baby he's so cruel, but i'm still in love with Judas" <3

Clueless

"Anything happens to my daughter, i got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you."

Anywhere but here

"That summer i turned seventeen.. and started planning my escape."

Mamma Mia

"Typical isn't it? You wait twenty years for a dad and then three come along at once."

Moulin Rouge

"The truth? The truth is that i am the Hindu courtesan.. and i choose the maharajah."

Rope

"Give me some rope i'm coming 

loose, i'm hanging on you."

I'd do anything

"Somehow i can't put you in my past."

Beastly

"You have a year to make someone 

love you, or stay like this forever."

The patron saint of liars and fakes

"And when it all goes to hell,  will you be able to tell  me you're sorry with a straight face?"

Slipping through my fingers

"Slipping through my fingers all the time, i try to capture every minute, the feeling in it. Slipping through my fingers all the time, do i really see what's in her mind? Each time i think i'm close to knowing, she keeps on growing.. slipping through my fingers all the time."

Judy Garland

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."

Weezer

"Beverly Hills! That's where i want to be."

Sugar we're going down

"I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song."

Clueless

"What the hell is that?"

"A dress daddy."

"Says who?"

"Calvin Klein."

A walk to remember

"I might kiss you."

"I might be bad at it.."

"That's not possible."

Anywhere but here

"You know what?"

"What?"

"Your boobs are getting big."

"Shut up!"

[giggling] "Mary Girling and Julie 

Eastman!" [motions boobs on his chest]

"Getting really big ones!"

"Don't be gross" [giggling]

"Oh, boobs aren't gross. Boobs are beautiful!"

S.O.S.

"So when you're near me, darling can't you hear me? S.O.S! The love you gave me, nothing else can save me, S.O.S!"

Accepted

"I want to learn to blow shit up with my mind."

Just like heaven

"Alone above a raging sea, that stole the only girl i loved and drowned her deep inside of me."

Mamma Mia

"You sound like you're 

having fun already."

"Oh, we are!"

"haha i used to have fun!"

"Oh, we *know*."

;D

Clueless

"Woman, why don't you be 

answerin' any of my pages?"

"I hate when you call me woman!"

"Where you been all weekend? What's up? 

You been jeepin' behind my back?"

"Jeepin'? Jeepin'!? No, but speaking 

of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain 

how this cheap K-MART HAIR EXTENSION 

got into the backseat of your car!"

"I don't know where that came from. That 

looks like one of your little stringy 

somethin' or an others you got over here."

"I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike 

some people i know like Shawana!"

Sell out

"Cause i gotta feeling deep inside my soul, that's taken three whole years to gain control. And i never, no never, no never, no never, coming home."

Anywhere but here

"This is like being kidnapped, you 

don't understand that do you?"

"I wish someone had kidnapped 

me when i was your age."

"So do i.."

A walk to remember

"I'm sorry she never got her miracle.."

"She did, Landon. Her miracle was you."

Moulin Rouge

"I don't need you anymore! All my life you made me believe i was only worth what someone would pay for me! But Christian loves me. He loves me! He loves me, Harold. And that is worth everything! We're going away from you, away from the Duke, away from the Moulin Rouge!"

S.O.S.

"Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find. I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind. Whatever happened to our love..?"

Superbass

"That's the kinda guy i was lookin fo', and

yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin hoe!"

Boys, Boys, Boys.

"I love when you call me Legs, 

in the morning buy me eggs."

Skinny love

"Cut out all the ropes, and let me fall."

Unknown

"I hope one day you choke on the shit you talk."

Moulin Rouge

"You're dying, Satine.."

"Another tricked Harold?"

"The doctor told us."

"Marie?"

[Silence]

".. I was a fool to believe, a fool 

to believe. It all ends today."

Crucify Me

"I am an ocean, i am the sea. 

 There is a world inside of me."

Invisible

"She's never gonna love you like i want to."

Accepted

"Ask me about my wiener!"

Clueless

"Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry."

Dirty Dancing

"Oh come on, ladies! God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake em!"

Till the world ends.

"See the sunlight? We ain't stopping,

keep on dancing till the world ends."

The winner takes it all

"But tell me does she kiss like i used to kiss you? Does it feel the same when she calls your name? Somewhere deep inside, you must know i miss you."

Unknown

"I'm me. take me as i am or watch me as i go."

Kissing U

"Cause when i'm kissing you my senses come alive, almost like the puzzle piece I've been trying to find falls right into place."

Clueless

"Do you know what time it is?"

"A watch doesn't really go 

with this outfit, daddy."

Anywhere but here

"You are a beautiful girl with great potential. I'm not going to see your future as some nothing girl in a nothing factory in a nothing town! You are fourteen years old. You have always had enough to eat. You have always had a roof over your head and if you stick with me you always will because i am your mother. I know what is best for you because that is my job. Plus, you're going to go to school in Beverly Hills, which is only the best school district in the United States! And you'll be a child actor while you're still a child!"

The new national anthem

"You hold my attention without even trying, 

a beautiful reflection from firework eyes."

Sweet Kisses

"His lips are pure emotion, he smiles because he knows how much i love the way he makes me feel inside."

Chicago is so two years ago

"You want apologies girl? You might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever, forever, cause the only thing you'll get is this curse on your lips. I hope they taste me forever."

Closer to the edge

"Time to go down in flames and i'm taking you."

FUCK

"I have no shame you're no 

better one more time we are together."

Anywhere but here

"Are those initials on your underwear?"

"Yeah.. my mom has it done. 

She's an initial freak."

"Take them off and bring them to me."

"..I want to kiss you."

"..Okay."

Clueless

"I joined this program and 

  there's steps. There's... uh.."

"Twelve?"

"Yeah! How'd you know!?"

"Wild guess.."

Mamma Mia

"We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach, and dot, dot, dot."

How you remind me

"This time i'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking. I've been wrong, I've been down into the bottom of every bottle."

Marry me

"I promise to sing to you 

when all the music dies."

Lullabye

"Honey is for bees silly bear, besides there's jellybeans everywhere. It's not what it seems in the land of dreams, don't worry your head, just go to sleep."

Chances are

"Baby, you're the best I've ever met."

The devil's tears

"Some call love a curse, some call love a thief, but she's my home."

Accepted

"Glen, i love your wads!"

The hot chick

"Any sex with a leprechaun?"

"..not recently."

Speak now

"Hearing the preacher say 'Speak now or forever hold your peace'. There's the silence, there's my last chance. I stand up with shaking hands, all eyes on me. Horrified looks from everyone in the room, but i'm only looking at you."

Mars Attacks!

"Wow, he just made 

the international

sign of the donut."

Yellow brick road

"Just a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down. Sweet Mary-Jane, won't you lay me down?"

You're not gonna save me

"I thought you'd be the one to clean up my act, but all you are is on your back."

Love like woe

"Cause you're a pretty little windstorm out of the Boulevard. Something like a sunset, oh! You're a shooting star."

Monsoon

"And when i lose myself, i think of you."

All of me

"Food won't take this emptiness away, 

i'm hungry for you my love."

Clueless

"Isn't my house classic? The columns 

date all the way back to 1972!"

Cheater cheater best friend eater

"I know you're so cool but i must be a fool for taking you in, and letting you win control of my heart."

The hot chick

"So you really have a penis?"

"I don't think you're getting the 

gravity of the situation here.."

"..Can i see it?"

"APRIL!"

"Sorry!........Can i see it?"

-gasp-

"C'mon! It's not everyday 

that your bestfriend grows a penis!"

The day i left the womb

"Brother, put your needles down. The best thing for you is to leave this awful town."

Losing grip

"I'm starting to trip, i'm losing my grip and i'm in this thing alone."

A year from now

"Remember when we talked about where we'd be a year from now? Remember when you held my hand like you'd never let it go? Remember, cause that's all you can do, we'll never make another memory."

Skinny love

"In the morning I'll be with you, but it will be a different kind. I'll be holding all the tickets and you'll be owning all the fines."

The pros and cons of breathing.

"Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me, hide the details.. i don't want to know."

Rain

"To lie here under you, is all that i could ever do."

It's kind of a funny story

"It smells like a hobo's bandaid."

Work it

"I'll make you hot as Las Vegas weather, listen up close while i take it backwards. I'm not a prostitute but i could give you what you want."

Final heartbreak

"This could be your final heartbreak. I could show you what good love takes, never say goodbye."

Demetri Martin

"If you're colorblind, eating candy must be a whole different experience.. C'mon starburst, lets see what flavor we got here.  Lemon? DAMMIT!"

The hot chick

"She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When i'm not with her.. i'm not living. I'm only existing until i can hold her in my arms again."

Trampoline

"And i know you're all shook up from a terrible relationship, he broke your heart, yeah he tore you into pieces. But i promise you dear, I'll never touch you like he did. So baby please take my hand and you'll ever be alone again."

You belong with me

"You say you're fine, i know you better than that. Hey, whatcha doing with a girl like that?"

Mars Attacks!

"Bye bye Gramma."

"Goodbye, Thomas!"

"It's Billy Glenn, Gramma."

"I know Thomas!"

Anywhere but here

"Be optimistic, don't be so grumpy. When the road gets bumpy, just smile, smile, smile, be optimistic!"

13 going on 30

"Matty, it's Thriller!"

I could not ask for more

"Everything you are, is everything to me."

E.T.

"Kiss me. Ki-ki-kiss me. infect me with your love and fill me with your poison."

Forever

"I see my future when i look into your eyes,

it took your love to make me feel alive."

Swing

"Down to the floor, now let 

me see your hips swing!"

Home sweet hole

"Lost in a labyrinth for weeks on end. I live and learn from my mistakes, then forget them again."

Unknown

"Go ahead. Pass me in the halls, pretending i don't exist. I hope every single time we make eye contact, you relive every fucking memory we had."

Teenagers

"So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose. Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me."

Suicide Birds

"She was feeling faint when the smoke hit, dizzy with the smell of perfume. Hiding from her family that she missed, cold and all alone in her room."

I'm still breathing

"I'm still breathing though we've been dead for awhile. This sickness has no cure, we're going down for sure. Already lost a grip, on this abandoned ship."

Need you now

"Said i wouldn't call but i lost all control and i need you now.. and i don't know how i can do without, i just need you now."

Superbass

"I said excuse me, you're a hell of a guy. I mean my, my, my, you're like pelican fly."

Womanizer

"You got all the puppets with their strings up. Fakin' like a good one, but i call em like i see em. I know what you are, what you are baby."

The sweater song

"If you want to destroy my sweater, 

hold this thread as i walk away."

In our defense.

"The next breath that you take should be underwater. YOU'RE WORTHLESS! You've been told before, but this time you're gonna get back a little more than you paid for."

The winner takes it all

"I don't wanna talk about the things we've gone through, though it's hurting me now it's history. I've played all my cards, and that's what you've done too. Nothing more to say, no more ace to play."

Nice Guy Johnny

"I'm not allowed to tell a sexy woman, 

i thought she was beautiful?"

"NO, NO! Not when that woman is 

my fiancee and i'm your nephew."

Should've said no

"Before you go, tell me this. Was it worth this, was she worth this?"

Tears in heaven

"I must be strong and carry on, because i know i don't belong here in heaven."

Dirty Dancing

"Don't you tell me what to see! I see someone infront of me who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher, while he moved on to an innocent young girl like my daughter."

"Yeah, i guess that's what 'you' would see."

Super Trouper

"So I'll be there when you arrive, the sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive. And when you take me in your arms and hold me tight, i know it's gonna mean so much tonight."

My life would suck without you

"I really shouldn't miss

  you but i can't let you go."

The house that built me

"I just had to come back one last time. Ma'am, i know you don't know me from Adam, but these hand prints on the front steps are mine."

Speechless

"Ohh boy you've left me speechless.."

Footloose

"Cut loose, Footloose! Kick off your Sunday shoes. Oowhee, Marie! Shake it, shake it for me. Whoa, Milo! Cmon, cmon let go. Lose your blues, everyone cut footloose!"

Wouldn't change a thing

"You're the harmony to every song i sing, and i wouldn't change a thing."

Hero Heroine

"I feel like a hero, and you are my heroine."

Mockingbird

"No more worries, rest your head and go to sleep. Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream.."

Scary Movie 2

"Why won't you talk tome!?"

"Because you gave me crabs!"

Savin' me

"Well i'm terrified of these four walls. These iron bars can't hold my soul in, and all i see is you. Come please i'm calling, and oh, i scream for you. Hurry i'm falling.. i'm falling."

Ghost

"Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something."

Breathe

"You can tell he's been down for a while, but my god it's so beautiful when the boy smiles."

Survivor

"Im'a survivor, i'm gonna make it. I will survive, I'll keep on surviving."

Boots and Boys

"Cowboy boots and cowboy

boys, mmm oh the joy"

Seawhatweseas

"Cause life is just a melody so why don't all the pissy people go ahead and sing it with me, everybody sing it with me."

Cheyenne Humphrey

"The definition of dedication would be - running when you have your period."

If this was a movie

"Six months gone and i'm still reaching, 

even though i know you're not there."

Unknown

"My plan is to forgive & forget; forgive myself for being so stupid and forget you even existed."

He thinks he'll keep her

"She said "forever", with a smile upon her face."

13 going on 30.

"Arrivederci."

"Au revoir."

Mars Attacks!

"I bet you're psyched about the martians coming Gramma. I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!"

I believe in a thing called love

"I wanna kiss you every minute, 

every hour, every day."

Clueless

"I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid. And last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which i might never be tardy."

Babylon

"So rest your head - you're all mine. And I'll stay awake, i won't go home. Let's go on a holiday to burn this town, she's my Babylon."

Caraphernelia

"What's so good about picking up the pieces? None of the colors ever light up anymore in this whole."

When we die

"I know that we're gonna be fine, and the tattooed mistakes will fade over time. As long as we live, time passes by, and we won't get it back when we die."

Accepted

"Why'd you get fired?"

"I got fired for making a shrimp slushy."

"That's disgusting! Why'd you do that pal?"

"Cause i was hungry and thirsty."

Dirty Dancing

"You just put your pickle on 

   everybody elses plate, college boy."

Page 305, Shiver

"Close to the sun is closer to me. I feel my skin clinging so tightly."

Not meant to be

"You could be building this up instead of tearing it down, but i keep thinking maybe it's too late."

You told me you loved me

"And tonight I'll stay home and 

miss you more than you'll ever know.."

Dirty Dancing

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"

Forever and Always

"Oh back up! Baby back 

    up, did you forget everything?"

Madame Chain Kai Shek

"We write our own destiny, 

we become what we do."

Don't go

"Don't go.. i can't do this on my own."

Mary for Buddha

"Mary was a different girl, had a thing for astronauts. Mary was the type of girl, she always liked to fall apart."

Dr. Suess

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind, don't matter and those who matter, don't mind."

Big Girl

"Walks in to the room, feels like a big balloon. I said, "Hey girl, you are beautiful!"

Dirty Dancing

"Go back to your playpen, baby."

Sticks and Bricks

"Where were you when 

 my walls came falling down"

Sophomore slump or comeback of the year

"No matter what they say don't believe a word, cause I'll keep singing this lie if you keep believing it."

Mars Attacks!

"ACK! ACK ACK!"

Everything we had

"And I'll be with you wherever you go, through the eyes of a fly on the wall."

Scars

"I tear my heart open to sew myself shut."

Savior

"Until you give, until you've used, until you've lost, until you lose, until you see.. how could you believe?"

Cheater cheater best friend eater

"You've got a lot of nerve to 

say this was all my fault."

She bangs

"Well if it looks like love should be a crime you better lock me up for life."

When i'm gone

"Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, NO, literally give an arm for?"

Haunted

"Something kept me holding on to nothing."

Babylon

"So rest your heart - You're all mine. Because if you walk away, I'll fall on down."

Crying for me

"You showed me how i'm supposed to live, and how you showed me how to die."

If i was from Paris

"And if i was from Paris, if i was from Paris.. I would say, Ooo-la-la la-la la-la-laa."

With a little help from my friends

"Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, and I'll try not to sing out of tune."

I never told you

"I see your blue eyes every time i 

close mine. You make it hard to see."

17 again

"Soo, what did we 

learn in school today?"

"That i'm a bad dad."

Don't go

"Got out alive but with scars i can't forget."

Rain

"Take a photograph, it'll be the last. Not a dollar or a crowd could ever keep me here."

JT

"I know that you're living a lie, but that's okay baby cause in time you will find.. what goes around come back around."

Scary Movie 2

"Polly wanna cracker?"

"Polly wants a piece of 

yo' sweet mamas ass."

Unknown

"Du bist der Teil von mir, 

dass ich nicht sehen wollen."

Cure

"Everyone's got to have the sickness, 

cause everyone seems to need the cure."

I don't believe you.

"Looks like you've given up. You've had enough.. but i want more, no i won't stop. Cause i know you'll come around, right?"

Rasputin

"Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine. It was a shame how he carried on."

Date Night

"Oh my god! The bald and crazy gay couple date. Shit my pants, we forgot our gay couple dinner!"

Flipped

"There was a .. bee.. in her hair."

"There was no bee."

Dude, where's my car?

"DUDE, it's a llama!"

The hot chick

"Ling Ling! You forgot your bling-bling!"

Firework

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind wanting to start again?"

Here i come falling

"We'll tie our lungs together..

and hold our breath forever."

The winner takes it all

"I was in your arms, thinking i belong there. I figured it made sense, building me a fence.. building me a home. Thinking i'd be strong there, but i was a fool playing by the rules."