36621.) You f#cking left. I was there for you, and you haven't been a good friend to me for years. I am going to forget you. I can promise you that.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Laurell K Hamilton
"There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because they’re good, or bad, or anything really. You just love them. It doesn’t mean you’ll be together forever. It doesn’t mean you won’t hurt each other. It just mean you love them. Sometimes in spite of who they are, and sometimes because of who they are. And you know that they love you, sometimes because of who you are, and sometimes in spite of it."
The Notebook
"Don’'t leave something good to see if you can find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best found better." ♥
Hugo Schwyzer
"Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery."
Anne Rice
"Maybe that’s what hell is. You go mad, and all your demons come out and get you just as fast as you can think them up."
Marc Jacobs
"I like people who have a sense of individuality. I love expression and anything awkward and imperfect, because that's natural and that's real."
When in Rome
"Every time I’ve put myself out there I’ve gotten hurt. Every time. It’s like I meet a guy and I think it’s great and anyone else will just be thinking how much greater it’s gonna get. And I’m constantly waiting on the other shoe to drop."
P.S. I love you.
"Dear Holly,
I don’t have much time. I don’t mean literally, I mean, you’re out buying ice cream and you’ll be home soon…but I have a feeling this is the last letter. Because there’s only one thing left to tell you. It isn’t to go down memory lane or make you buy a lamp. You can take care of yourself without any help from me. It’s to tell you how much you move me. How you changed me. You made me a man by loving me, Holly…and for that I am eternally grateful. Literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you’re sad…or unsure…or you lose complete faith…that you’ll try and see yourself through my eyes. Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I’m a man with no regrets. How lucky am I? You made my life, Holly, but I’m just one chapter in yours. There’ll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don’t be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for that signal when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love you."
I don’t have much time. I don’t mean literally, I mean, you’re out buying ice cream and you’ll be home soon…but I have a feeling this is the last letter. Because there’s only one thing left to tell you. It isn’t to go down memory lane or make you buy a lamp. You can take care of yourself without any help from me. It’s to tell you how much you move me. How you changed me. You made me a man by loving me, Holly…and for that I am eternally grateful. Literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you’re sad…or unsure…or you lose complete faith…that you’ll try and see yourself through my eyes. Thank you for the honor of being my wife. I’m a man with no regrets. How lucky am I? You made my life, Holly, but I’m just one chapter in yours. There’ll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don’t be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for that signal when life as you know it ends. P.S. I will always love you."
"You know what hurts more than losing somebody? Seeing them around being happy without you. Going to the places you used to go to, without them. Looking back through chatlogs where you spilled your inter-most secrets. Having gifts and momentos given by them around your room. But most of all, constantly thinking about how it seemed so right, just before it all came crashing down."
The Notebook
"…He knew before he’d taken his next breath that she was the one he could spend the rest of his life looking for but never find again."
You be tails, I'll be sonic.
"I confess that I brought this all on myself. Condemned to suffer alone, like there’s nobody else. When you’re gone, it’s like a whole part of me is missing.. So I’ll keep living the lie and just hope that you’re listening."
Diana Gabaldon
"I stood still, vision blurring, and in that moment, I heard my heart break. It was a small, clean sound, like the snapping of a flower’s stem."
Friday, August 19, 2011
Don't you wanna stay?
"I really hate to let this moment go. Touching your skin, and your hair falling slow.."
Unknown
"I'm not going to be that rebound girl, the girl you just come to when you want her, the girl who loves you with everything she has but yet you give nothing. I'm not willing to be that girl anymore. Sorry, sweetie, but I'm gone."
One day i'll fly away..
"What more could your love do for me? When will love be through with me? Why live life from dream to dream and dread the day when dreaming ends?"
Unknown
"I'm not going to stress over you anymore. It isn't worth it. I tried to work something out but you just ignored it. I'm not trying to say I don't want you, because I definitely do. All I'm saying is I'm done chasing after you."
Dahmer
"On February 15, 1992 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was convicted of 15 counts of murder and sentenced to 937 years of federal prison. The following story was inspired by events from his life. Certain characters and events are fictional."
1985
"She was going to be an actress, she was going to be a star. She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of White Snake's car."
Dahmer
"Why would you buy me these?"
"I like doing things for people;
it makes me feel good about myself."
"Are you some kind of nut?"
Better in time.
"Thought i couldn't live without you. Its gonna hurt when it heals to, but it'll all get better in time. Even though i really love you, i'm gonna smile cause i deserve to. It'll all get better in time."
Unknown.
"There are many things in this world I do not know. I do not know how butterflies get out of their cocoons without damaging their wings. I do not know why anyone would boil vegetables when roasting them is much tastier. I do not know how to make olive oil, and I do not know why dogs bark before an earthquake, and I do not know why some people voluntarily choose to climb mountains where it is freezing and difficult to breathe, or live in the suburbs, where the coffee is watery and all of the houses look alike."
Unknown
"No matter how hard the situation is, i will always love you and i want to keep you hand in hand until we grow old and walk into the sunset together. Yes, life will throw objects at you that will knock you back slightly but i know that this relationship can pull through what ever is set in its way. You mean so much to me i'm prepared to sacrifice everything i have left just to see that smile on your face and those words “I Love You” come out of your mouth, I will always keep running back to you." ♥
Dance Flick
"There's something I need to tell you."
"You're pregnant! Oh no."
"What? No Thomas, I'm not pregnant."
"OK, 'cause with your big head
and my ears, god only knows.."
1985
"She hates time, make it stop. When did Motley Crue become classic rock? And when did Ozzy become an actor? Please make this stop!"
Burlesque.
"So, is Ali short for anything?"
"Oh, yeah, it's short for Alice."
"Alice, hm? Well, welcome to Wonderland."
Better in time.
"Since there's no more you and me, its time i let you go so i can be free. And live my life how it should be, no matter how hard it is I'll be fine without you."
The Dilemma
"I feel like I'm your Deep Throat.
Have you seen that movie?"
"All the President's Men?"
"No, Deep Throat."
We belong together.
"I only think of you and it's breaking my heart. I'm trying to keep it together, but I'm falling apart."
Picture to burn
"Go and tell your friends that i'm obsessive and crazy, that's fine. Ill tell mine you're gay." ♥ ;)
Chelsea Smile
"We all carry these things inside that no one else can see, they hold us down like anchors, they drown us out at sea."
Burlesque
[upon seeing a nauseous Georgia
emerge from the bathroom stall]
"Oh, God, Georgia. Tell me
you don't have the flu."
[Georgia shakes her head and starts crying]
"Oh no.. please have the flu!"
Bottoms up.
"RIP to Anna Nicole Smith. Yes my dear, you're so explosive. Say Hi to Mary Mary and Joseph, now bottoms up and double my dosage."
Truth.
"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too."
Dance Flick
"I'm scared, Thomas."
"Don't worry, just do the dance
you did at the club."
[Megan sits on the chair and taps
her legs together in the air]
"Not that club.."
1985
"Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty four. Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?"
Dahmer
"After serving two years of his life sentence, Jeffrey Dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate. He died on November 28, 1994, at the age of 34."
Heaven and hell.
"The world is full of Kings and Queens,
who blind your eyes and steal your dreams."
Burlesque
"If I'm not 20 times better than "boobs for brains" over there, you don't have to pay me."
I'm naughty..
"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty."
Unknown.
"Not every pretty girl in shorts is a slut. Not every fat girl isn’t trying to lose weight. Not every girl who listens to screamo wants to kill herself. Not every girl who self harms does it for attention. Not every girl with glasses is a complete nerd. Not every girl who is unattractive is single. Not every girl is what you think of her. Look deeper before you judge."
The Dilemma
"I'd like to make a toast, to Burt and Sue.
Wow, 50 years. I'd like to think that
something that got you through those 50
years is a little friend I'd like to call honesty."
"And love."
"Yes, that, which I think goes along with love."
"And similar interests."
"Excuse me, who are you?"
"I'm Cousin Betty!"
"First?"
"Second."
"You see, that doesn't really qualify.
Someone can have sex with their second
cousin and the kid would still be fine. You
can't hide from the truth because it will come back. "
Monday, August 15, 2011
Tammy Totaro, a lady who lives on my street.
"Just got back from Puma's rainy walk. On our way home - some dirty nasty man says from his upstairs porch "HEY BABY - HOW 'BOUTS I TRADE WITCH YOU THAT DOG FOR 2 CATS?" I ignore him - he says it again - for HIS safety - I ignore him. He says it again - I stop, lower my umbrella & give him the "infamous Jim Totaro stare" (all that knew my father - you know this look).. the guy shut up.
#1 - - I am only ONE person's BABY - - & dirtbag, it's not you.
#2 - - WITCH YOU?? Do you have allergies?? Did you just sneeze?? exactly what is a WITCH YOU. I know WITCH YOU was NOT proper English @ CCS
#3 - - dirtyman - - I love our dog ...more than I do most people - - so go shower, get a job, & head to Kmart & go buy a life. Talk to me again - I will be calling Miss Alicia A Glinton Boyd & have her sons & her daughter Layla Ali go with me for a walk tomorrow. LONG STORY SHORT - - - - DON'T MESS WITH OUR DOGS."
You don't understand how
much i love this! Go Tammy!
much i love this! Go Tammy!
Friday, August 12, 2011
Inked theme song.
"You look at my skin. Outside, not what's inside. You will see. That I'll never change for authority, cause my ink's my mark on society. Read between these lines and you'll understand, that my ink is with me 'till the end. I'm inked 'till the end!"
<3
I'm so addicted to this show.
The Last Goodbye
"I hope that he can love you better, cause we were everything that's right at the wrong time."
Follow you home
"You can tie me to the bed and try and beat me half to death, but you can never keep me down."
Little Fockers
"As an early Hanukkah present, I'm going to send you and Pam a box of these musical condoms."
"Don't do that.."
Never gonna leave this bed.
"Take it all, take all that i have. I'll
give it all away just to get you back."
Nothern downpour
"If all our life is but a dream, fantastic posing greed, then we should feed our jewelry to the sea. For diamonds do appear to be, just like broken glass to me." ♥
The Crow
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets waiting for you."
Dear Maria
"I see your name in lights, we can
make you a star. Girl, we'll take the
world by storm, it isn't that hard." ♥
Precious
"Hi, I'm Joann, my favorite color is fluorescent beige. I'm already in the music business, shoot, I'm just here to get my GED!"
Monday, August 8, 2011
Precious
"The other day, I cried. But you know what? Fuck that day. That's why God, or whoever, makes other days."
Show me how you burlesque
"Hit it up, get it up, won’t let you rest. Hit it up, get it up, this is not a test. Hit it up, get it up, gotta give me your best. So get your ass up, show me how you burlesque!"
Bound to you.
"You’re all I need when I’m holding you tight,
If you walk away I will suffer tonight."
Little Fockers
"You're not going to erase my son's memory."
"Greg, he saw his father inject a needle into his grandfather's penis. He already has issues.
That's something he might never recover from."
Express
"Show a little leg, gotta shimmy your chest. It’s a life, it’s a style, it’s a need, it’s Burlesque."
You haven't seen the last of me.
"I've been brought down to my knee, and I've been pushed way past the point of breaking. But I can take it, I'll be back."
Bound to you.
"Sweet love, so pure.. I catch my breath with just one beating heart, and I embrace myself, please don’t tear this apart."
Dumb & Dumber
"Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
The Crow
"If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever."
Little Fockers
"I'm watching you."
"Yeah, well I have eyes too, so
I'll be watching you.. watching me."
Angel
"Memories seep from my veins. Let me be empty, weightless, and maybe I'll find some peace tonight."
The Crow
"You're the guy that murdered Tin-Tin."
"He was already dead. He died a year
ago the moment he touched her. They're
all dead. They just don't know it yet."
Show me how you burlesque
"Gonna make that, shake that, money on a dime. Don’t need a sugga daddy, she can work it just fine. Up on the table, she’ll be dancing all night."
Little Fockers
"Who's Andi?"
"I can't say because I'm
not supposed to be spying."
"Like I always tell you, there's nothing
wrong with spying as long as you
suspect foul play. So, who's Andi?"
"Andi gives Daddy his boners."
Last Goodbye
"I didn't want to lose you, leave you with a broken heart.. but wherever we are, we're miles apart."
Precious
"Some folks has a lot of things around them that shines for other peoples. I think that maybe some of them was in tunnels. And in that tunnel, the only light they had, was inside of them. And then long after they escape that tunnel, they still be shining for everybody else."
Unknown
"I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease."
The Proposal
"If you get chilly tonight use
this. It has special powers."
[takes blanket] "Oh. What
kind of special powers?"
"I call it the baby maker!"
"Okay!"
[to Andrew]
"Better be super careful with this."
But i am a good girl
"They all say “Darling, what did you do for
those pearls?” What!? I am a good girl." ;D
Dinner for schmucks
"I need to be punished. I cheated in class.
Don't you want to be my school teacher?"
"I'm really not qualified I work for the IRS."
[winks] "Not tonight.."
"No, all the time."
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
Dumb&Dumber
"Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?"
"Of course."
"Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!"
Dinner For Schmucks
"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Unless you don't have any water or sugar. And then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea."
The Crow
"I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. 30 hours of pain all at once, all for you."
The Crow
"Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that."
Little Fockers
"Why don't you get on your stupid monster yacht with your bubble-butt Russian girlfriend and do Jell-O shots off of Deepak Chopra's butt?"
The Proposal
"I have never farted in front of him.
Nor will I ever fart in front of him."
"She farts in her sleep."
Forces of nature
"I haven't known you that long, but I think
there may be something wrong with you."
Dumb&Dumber
"That's a lovely accent you
have. New Jersey?"
"Austria.."
"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's
put another shrimp on the barbie!"
"Let's not."
Side of a bullet
"I sat at home and cried alone, and on my own and scratched your name on the side of a bullet."
The Crow
"Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial."
Dinner for schmucks
"Well, these people invited us here to make
fun of us. This is a contest for the biggest idiot.."
[holding up trophy]
"Which I nailed!"
Precious
[Crying hysterically] "Nobody loves me!"
"People do love you, Precious."
"Please don't lie to me, Ms. Rain! Love
ain't done nothing for me.. but beat
me. .rape me..call me an animal!"
"Make me feel worthless! Make me sick!"
[Tears begin falling] "That wasn't love, Precious. Your baby loves you. I love you!"
Dumb&Dumber
"I expected the Rocky Mountains
to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing.
That John Denver's full of shit, man."
Down - Lil Wayne's rap part :D
"Even if the sky is falling down like she supposed to be. She gets down low for me. Down like her temperature, cause to me she zero degree. She cold, over freeze,I got that girl from overseas. Now she my miss America, now can I be her soldier please? I'm fighting for this girl, i'm a battlefield of love. Dont it look like baby cupid sent his arrows from above, dont you ever leave the side of me,. Indefinitely, not probably, and honestly im down like the economy, yeahhh."
The Crow
"Jesus Christ!"
"Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.."
[Fun Boy shoots him]
"Ow! He hands the innkeeper
three nails, and he asks.."
[Fun Boy shoots him again]
"Don't you ever fuckin' die!?"
"..Can you put me up for the night?"
Dinner for Schmucks
"Sometimes I'll be working on a piece, and I'll think, "No, this is bullshit." So I will literally rub bull excrement on the piece as a metaphor."
Dumb&Dumber
(State trooper): "Pullover!"
"No, it's a cardigan but
thanks for noticing."
"Yeah, killer boots man!"
Forces of nature
"Bridge, ya know, I mean, what I always thought was that there was this one, one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person, uh, the rest of the world just kinda magically faded away and.. and you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble. But there is no bubble, or if there is, we have to make it. I just think life is more than a series of moments, you know, it's.. it's.. we can make choices and we can choose to protect the people we love and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles! Stop me when it becomes glaringly obvious that I have no idea what I am talking about."
Step up 3
"People dance because dance can change things. One move, can bring people together. One move, can make you believe like there's something more. One move, can set a whole generation free."
Little Fockers
"Are you still physically attracted
to my daughter, Greg?"
"To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack,
there's never been a problem with that!"
"Even after her body's endured the
hellish ordeal of birthing twins?"
"Yes. Even after that. It's still.. It's
all good. It's all good under the hood."
"That's disgusting."
Rape Me
"My favorite inside source, i'll kiss your open sores. I appreciate your concern, you're gonna stink and burn. Rape me, rape me, my friend. Rape me rape me, again."
The Crow
"People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right."
Little Fockers
"If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be..the Godfocker?"
Dinner for schmucks
"Have you ever lived among a herd of goats,
for months at a time, as one of them?"
"No."
"That surprises me.."
Skyscraper
"Ending, like we never had a chance. Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me?"
Dumb&Dumber
"So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?"
"Well I got a few things to take care of.
So how about we make it quarter to eight?"
[laughs] "Stop it."
"Okay. Seven forty-five!"
Misery
"It's not that I didn't care, it's that I didn't know It's not what I didn't feel, it's what I didn't show. So let me be and I'll set you free."
Precious
[Angrily] "You just sat there, shut up, and let him abuse your daughter."
"I did not want him to abuse my daughter! I did not want him to hurt her! I didn't want him to do nothing to her!"
"But you ALLOWED him to hurt her! You did!"
Never gonna leave this bed.
"You say "Go, it isn't workin'", and i say "No, it is perfect".. so I stay and stand. I'm never gonna leave this bed."
Dumb&Dumber
"The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."
"That's a special feeling, Lloyd."
Fighter
"After all that you put me through you think I'd despise you. But in the end I wanna thank you, cause you've made me that much stronger."
Little Fockers
"I speak from the heart, off the cuff, like my man, JC at the Sermon on the Mount. I think that's what you've always admired about me."
"Well, I got news for you. You're not Jesus."
Dinner for schmucks.
"Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you."
Little Fockers
"Focker, there is no way I'm going into an ER room with this thing. Now you need to stick me and you need to stick me now! I'm having a dick attack! Stick me!"
Precious
"My name is Clareece "Precious" Jones. I wish I had a light-skinned boyfriend with real nice hair. And I wanna be on the cover of a magazine. But first I wanna be in one of them BET videos. Momma said I can't dance. Plus, she said who wants to see my big ass dancing, anyhow? "
Dumb&Dumber
"One time, we successfully
mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu."
"Really? That's weird!"
"Yeah, we called it a bullshit."
Forces of nature
"I don't deserve heaven."
"Oh Sarah, you deserve so much
more than you think you do."
The Proposal
"Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to changed. Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out when we were naked. But I didn't realize any of this, until I was standing alone.. in a barn.. wifeless. Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I'd like to date you."
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