Friday, August 19, 2011

The Dilemma

"I'd like to make a toast, to Burt and Sue. 
Wow, 50 years. I'd like to think that 
something that got you through those 50 
years is a little friend I'd like to call honesty."

"And love."

"Yes, that, which I think goes along with love."

"And similar interests."

"Excuse me, who are you?"

"I'm Cousin Betty!"

"First?"

"Second."

"You see, that doesn't really qualify.
Someone can have sex with their second 
cousin and the kid would still be fine. You 
can't hide from the truth because it will come back. "

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