Thursday, September 15, 2011

I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

"Chuck. What's going on, man?"

"Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell 
you is pretty rough. They removed your 
  entire body. You're nothing but a head now."

"What?"

"They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they 
got scientists in the other room working 
on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright."

"Oh, you know, you're such a dick."

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