Saturday, October 1, 2011

50 first dates

"I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy."

"Ooo.."

"Shut up, because here comes one-time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was.. but yeah, I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment."

[Snaps her neck]

"Uhh, I don't know if you realized, I'm not into guys."

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