"So.. Let's talk about how we're going to do this thing."
"What do you mean? Don't I just have the thing? Squeeze it on out and hand it over?"
"Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption."
"What do you mean?"
"Wait.. No! I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?"
"Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament."
"So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?"
"SSHHIEET! YES! Close it up!"
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