"So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?"
"I don't know. It's not seasoned yet."
[grabs products]
"I'll take some of these. Nope.. There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
[shakes pregnancy tester]
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
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