Juno

"Yo Yo Yiggady Yo."

"I'm at suicide risk."

"Juno?"

"No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?"
 

"Only the one in my pants.."

"I'm pregnant."
 

"What? Honest to blog?"
 

"Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers."
 

"It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?"
 

"No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout."
 

"How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.."
 

"I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're 

acting shockingly cavalier."
 

"Is this for real? Like, for real for real?"

"Unfortunately, yes."
 

"Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!"
 

"There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.."