Saturday, October 1, 2011

50 first dates

"Okay, this is her. Start beating 
me up. Make it look good."

"Give me your wallet. Okay, haole, 
what do you think? You can come 
to this island, eat our pineapple."

"Help me! Not so hard. Take it easy."

"Try to bang our women. Making 
my sister clean your hotel room."

"Okay. What does that have to do with this? Relax. Hey! Hey! Help me, please!"

"Stupid haole!"

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