"I'll see ya around."
"Okay.."
[puzzled pause]
"Really? That's it?"
"That's what?"
"All that flirting and phony "I can't read" stuff, and then you're not gonna ask me out or for my phone number?"
"I can't read."
"Oh, shut up. That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen in my life, but I thought, "Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me, he might be worth talking to." But then I get stiffed."
"No, no, no, this is what happened. I.."
"Mahalo for the ego boost." [Drives off]
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