"Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?"
"Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry."
"You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?"
"No. I'm not."
"What's his name then?"
"..Ringo."
"Is his last name, Starr?"
"No. McCartney."
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