Saturday, October 1, 2011

Jeepers Creepers

"Let's just use the phone."

"And call who?"

"I don't know."

"And tell them what?"

"I don't know!"

"Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"

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