"It's out with the old and in with the new. Goodbye clouds of gray, hello skies of blue."
Friday, November 18, 2011
Wish you were here.
"There's a girl who gives a shit behind this
wall, you've just walked through it."
Bambi
Thumper: [Bambi and Thumper see birds flying by. Bambi looks at them intriguingly.] Those are birds.
Bambi: Bur... Bur!
Thumper: Look! He's trying to talk.
Bambi: Bur!
Other rabbits: He's trying to say "bird."
Thumper: Say "bird."
[wiggles his nose]
Bambi: Bur.
[wiggles nose]
Thumper: Bird.
Bambi: Bur!
Thumper: Uh-uh. Bir-duh!
Other rabbits: Come on, say "bird." Say "bird!"
Bambi: Bird!
[rabbits scatter and run to their mother]
Other rabbits: He talked, he talked! He talked, Mama! The Young Prince said "bird."
Bambi: Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird bird!
Bambi: Bur... Bur!
Thumper: Look! He's trying to talk.
Bambi: Bur!
Other rabbits: He's trying to say "bird."
Thumper: Say "bird."
[wiggles his nose]
Bambi: Bur.
[wiggles nose]
Thumper: Bird.
Bambi: Bur!
Thumper: Uh-uh. Bir-duh!
Other rabbits: Come on, say "bird." Say "bird!"
Bambi: Bird!
[rabbits scatter and run to their mother]
Other rabbits: He talked, he talked! He talked, Mama! The Young Prince said "bird."
Bambi: Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird bird!
Coffee shop soundtrack.
"I'll keep a secret if you can keep me guessing, the taste of your lips says we shouldn't have met like this.."
What a catch, Donnie.
"They say the captain goes down with the ship. So when the world ends, will god go down with it?"
Desolation Row.
"Cinderella, she seems so easy. "Well it takes one to know one," she smiles. And she puts her hands in her back pockets, oh Bette Davis style." ♥
We found love.
"It's like you're screaming, and no one can hear. You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important. That without them, you feel like nothing. No one will ever understand how much it hurts. You feel hopeless; like nothing can save you and when it's over, and it's gone.. You almost wish that you could have all that bad stuff back so that you could have the good." ♥
God is a DJ
"I've been the girl- middle finger in the air. Unaffected by the rumors, the truth? I don't care."
Single ladies
"Cause you had your turn & now you gonna learn what it really feels like to miss me." ♥
The city is at war.
"The city is at a war, playtime for the young and rich. Ignore me if you see me 'cause I just don't give a sh#t.";*
Gotta go my own way.
"I get my hopes up and I watch them fall every time.. Another color turns to gray, and it's just too hard to watch it all slowly fade away."
It ain't me babe.
"Go melt back into the night, babe, everything inside is made of stone. There's nothing in here moving, and anyway I'm not alone.."
Schaferey.
"I want a relationship like Aladdin where we can sing and ride on magic carpets and grant wishes and shit, k? Thanks."
Schaferey.
Define:
Alcohol
FDA
FAS
Cocaine
HIV
-Looks at the board that looks like this^-
"Guise.. where's 'Define'?"
Bring it (Snakes on a plane)
"Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive. So kiss me goodbye, I can see the venom in your eyes." ♥
It ain't me babe.
"Go lightly from the ledge, babe, go lightly on the ground. I'm not the one you want, babe.. I will only let you down."
Damned if i do ya, damned if i don't.
"Somethings telling me to leave but i won't, cause i'm damned if i do ya, damned if i don't."
Blister in the sun!
"When i'm out walking I strut my stuff yeah, i'm so strung out. I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out;* Let me go on like I blister in the sun." ♥
World Favorite - Man Overboard ♥
"I made a promise that I would never fuck up having you in my life. To be honest, I think you're my favorite girl I ever met."
A perfectly good heart.
"No matter what you say, I still can't believe that you would walk away. It don't make sense to me, but why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart?"
Taylor Moquin
"is smiling again :) and no its not because of a boy. It's because I finally realized who the people are for who loves me for who I am. ♥"
Marvin's Room.
"I said f#ck that new girl that's been in your bed And when you're in her I know I'm in your head."
My baby
"Clouds will cover my eyes, I'll try to hide. But I won't leave you, cause you'll always be my baby."
Taylor Moquin
"It irritates me when people judge me for something I have done in the past. At the time I thought it was a good decision. Everyone has the choice to change and I have."
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Paris Hilton
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
Backstabber
"I think its kinda funny that you
waste your breath talking about me.
Got me feeling kinda special really." ♥
Juno
"Hey, yeah, uh, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. What? - Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone."
You're not sorry
"I've been giving out chances every time, and all you do is let me down. & it's taking me this long baby, but I figured you out.. And you're thinking we'll be fine again, but not this time around."
Fearless
"So baby drive slow 'til we run out of road in this one horse town. I wanna stay right here, in this passenger's seat. You put your eyes on me, in this moment now capture it, remember it" ♥
25 to life.
"I gave up my life for you, totally
devoted to you while I've stayed
Faithful all the way this is how I get repaid
Look at how I dress baggy sweats, go to work a mess
Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet
Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect
Ive done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness
And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left
But you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to step
And I wont be coming back so don't hold your breath
You know what you've done no need to go in depth
I told you, you'd be sorry if I left."
devoted to you while I've stayed
Faithful all the way this is how I get repaid
Look at how I dress baggy sweats, go to work a mess
Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet
Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect
Ive done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness
And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left
But you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to step
And I wont be coming back so don't hold your breath
You know what you've done no need to go in depth
I told you, you'd be sorry if I left."
Juno
"Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies."
Vermilion part two
"She's a myth that I have to believe in, all I need to make it real is one more reason. I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad." ♥
Mean girls
"I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend.. so, just promise me you wont make fun of her."
Mean
"Normally I'm so strong. I just can't wake up on the floor like a thousand times before, knowing that forever won't be.."
Juno
"Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry."
"No, thanks.. I'm off sex right now."
"My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie. "
Mean Girls
"Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone.. And I'm sorry for repeating it just now."
Best for last
"How dare you think you'd get away with trying to play me. Why is it everytime I think I've tried my hardest it turns out it ain't enough?"
Snuff
"I still press your letters to my lips, and cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss. I couldn't face a life without your light." ♥
Juno
"You think you're really going to do this?"
"Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter."
"That's great."
"Keep it in the oven.."
Disenchanted
"You're just a sad song with nothing to say, about a life long wait for a hospital stay. And if you think that I'm wrong, this never meant nothing to ya."
Juno
"..and the receptionist tried to get me to take these condoms that looked like grape suckers and was just babbling away about her freaking boyfriends pie balls! Oh an Su-Chin was there and she was like, 'Hi babies have fingernails.' Fingernails!"
"Oh, gruesome! I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?"
You're not sorry.
"You got your share of secrets and I'm tired of being last to know.. & now you're asking me to listen, cause it's worked each time before."
Mean Girls
"Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus... so that's not good."
Spacebound
"Don't play games it'll be dangerous if you fuck me over. Cause if I get burnt i'ma show you what it's like to hurt, cause I been treated like dirt before ya." ♥
50 first dates
"Can I ask you guys something? What's gonna happen down the line? Someday she's gonna wake up and look in the mirror and notice her face's aged ten years overnight."
You know something, Henry? I worry about that every day of my damn life."
Lock and key (Sarah Dessen)
“It’s a lot easier to be lost than found. It’s the reason we’re always searching and rarely discovered. So many locks, not enough keys.”
-Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Ke$ha
"Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It's a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts."
10 things i hate about you
"Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers."
Mean Girls
"I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
Juno
"As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but.. I guess normalcy isn't really our style."
50 first dates
"Red Sox win series!.. Just kidding. Schwarzenegger becomes governor
of California!.. Not kidding."
Miss you
"I know there'll come a time when I look you in the eyes and say, "I told you so". And I promise you this, you're gonna miss me."
Mean
"I use to make you laugh with all the silly shit I did. Now you roll your eyes and walk away and shake your head."
Long road to ruin
"Long road to ruin there in your eyes, under the cold streetlights. No tomorrow, no dead end in sight." ♥
Juno
"You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!"
Bring me to life
"Frozen inside without your touch, without your love darling. Only you are the life among the dead."
10 things i hate about you.
"Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean
you can treat people like they don't matter."
Juno
"Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox?"
"..Um, yeah, that was me."
"Why?"
"Well you know, because they're your fav - and I figured you could never have enough of your favorite one calorie breath mints."
Fly
"I wish today it will rain all day. Maybe that will kinda make the pain go away, tryin' to forgive you for abandoning me."
50 first dates
"Wait, uh... What is going on? I was kidding around with you! What's happening here? Is she crazy or something?"
"Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people."
"Okay.."
"About a year ago, Lucy was in a terrible car accident. She and her father went up North Shore to get a pineapple. Her Father broke some ribs, but Lucy suffered a serious head injury. She lost her short term memory."
"So she can't remember anything?"
"No, no, no. She has all of her long term memory. That's a different part of the brain. Her whole life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers. She just can't retain any new information. It's like her slate gets wiped clean every night while she sleeps."
"Hold on, here. This sounds like something I would tell a psycho girl so she would stop calling me. Am I the psycho girl?"
"I wish I was making this up! She has no memory that she ever met you."
"What about the pineapple thing?"
"She says that every day, because each morning she wakes up thinking it's October thirteenth of last year. She comes here for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays, and October thirteenth was a Sunday. She has no idea it's more than a year later."
"She reads the newspaper though.."
"It's a special paper her Father puts on their porch every night. It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed up. Lucy does the same thing everyday."
The Lion King
"She's wrong. I can't go back. What would it prove anyway? You can't change the past. You said you'd always be there for me. But you're not. It's because of me. It's my fault. "
Juno
"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
Saturday, October 1, 2011
The Lion King
"Gee. He looks blue."
"I'd say brownish-gold."
"No, no, no. I mean he's depressed."
"Oh.."
50 first dates
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you.."
"You were going for a feelski!"
"All right, I'm sorry.. But this is like the twenty third time we've made out already and.. they're getting blue!"
Juno
"Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling?"
"You found us in the PennySaver?"
The Lion King
"It's like my buddy Timon always says: you got to put your behind in your past."
"No, no no. Amateur. Sit down before you hurt yourself. It's "You got to put your past behind you."
Fifty first dates
"Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds."
"I was in an accident? That's terrible."
"Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds."
"Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain.. Hi. I'm Tom."
Mean Girls
"And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen."
Moulin Rouge
"I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom, and that which I believed in above all things: love. There was only one problem. I'd never been in love!"
Juno
"So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?"
"I don't know. It's not seasoned yet."
[grabs products]
"I'll take some of these. Nope.. There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy."
[shakes pregnancy tester]
"That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet."
Mean Girls
"Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?"
Mean Girls
"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB Caesar!"
50 first dates
"Come on, I need some details. You get some booby, some assy, a pull on your poi-poi? Come on."
"Daddy, what's a nympho?"
"Uh, the nympho is.. the state bird of Ohio."
"You're the state idiot of Hawaii."
Ten things i hate about you.
"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll
flash someone to get you out of detention."
Juno
"I think I'm in love with you."
"You mean as friends?"
"No.. I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know.."
50 first dates
"It's gonna be alright, Luce."
[to Henry] "Don't call me
Luce. I barely know you."
"Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.."
[Lucy looks at Henry]
"..Sorry I'm not better looking"
Juno
"Yo Yo Yiggady Yo."
"I'm at suicide risk."
"Juno?"
"No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?"
"Only the one in my pants.."
"I'm pregnant."
"What? Honest to blog?"
"Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers."
"It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?"
"No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout."
"How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing.."
"I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're
acting shockingly cavalier."
"Is this for real? Like, for real for real?"
"Unfortunately, yes."
"Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!"
"There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.."
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry
"Hey! For the record, every time I laughed
at one of your jokes, I was faking it."
"You're a monster!"
The Lion King
"Dad, dad come on, you gotta get up. Dad, we gotta go home. Help! Somebody, anybody.. No!"
50 first dates
"I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy."
"Ooo.."
"Shut up, because here comes one-time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was.. but yeah, I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment."
[Snaps her neck]
"Uhh, I don't know if you realized, I'm not into guys."
Jeepers Creepers
"You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it."
Mean Girls
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, K? Promise? K, now everybody take some rubbers."
Juno
"So.. Let's talk about how we're going to do this thing."
"What do you mean? Don't I just have the thing? Squeeze it on out and hand it over?"
"Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption."
"What do you mean?"
"Wait.. No! I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds?"
"Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament."
"So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved?"
"SSHHIEET! YES! Close it up!"
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry
"Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some sh!t."
The Lion King
"Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope."
"But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?"
"Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life. "
50 first dates
"What's wrong with that turtle?"
"He has lung problems cause he
smoked too much turtle weed, which
is bad for you. Right Ula?"
"What? I don't smoke weed.."
Ten things i hate about you.
"Listen, I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is! Momma di'nt raise no fool."
Moulin Rouge
"Please tell me you're not one of Toulouse's oh-so-talented, charmingly bohemian, tragically impoverished proteges!"
Juno
"Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em."
"I'm Pregnant."
"Oh, God.."
"But, uh ah, I'm going to give it up for adoption and I already found the perfect couple, they're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything. And and what ah 30 or odd weeks we can just pretend that this never happened."
"You're pregnant?"
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry.. And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday.. morning."
"I didn't even know that you were sexually active."
"I, uh.."
"Who is the kid?"
"The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly."
"Nails, really?"
"Yeah!"
"No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno?"
"Umm.. It's Paulie Bleeker."
"Paulie Bleeker?"
"What?"
"I didn't think he had it in him."
"I know, right?"
The Lion King
"Dad?"
"Hmm?"
"We're pals, right?"
"Right."
"And we'll always be together, right?"
"Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us."
"Really?"
50 first dates.
"Pardon me. Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?"
"Oh, that would be nice, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry."
"You're making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?"
"No. I'm not."
"What's his name then?"
"..Ringo."
"Is his last name, Starr?"
"No. McCartney."
Mean Girls
"Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!"
Moulin Rouge
"Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever."
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"Civil or religious?"
"Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't
wanna piss my mother off."
"I'm Catholic, I don't wanna
piss Mel Gibson off."
Juno
"Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you."
"You're being really immature.. You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore."
"What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?"
"Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la"
"You just take Katrina the douchepacker to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time."
"Well, I still have your underwear!"
The Lion King
"Please don't eat me."
"Drop 'em!"
"Hey! Who's the pig?"
"Are you talkin' to me?.."
"Uh-oh, they called him a pig."
"Are you talking to *me*?"
"Ya shouldn't have done that."
"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?"
"Now they're in for it.."
"THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH!"
50 first dates
"Okay, this is her. Start beating
me up. Make it look good."
"Give me your wallet. Okay, haole,
what do you think? You can come
to this island, eat our pineapple."
"Help me! Not so hard. Take it easy."
"Try to bang our women. Making
my sister clean your hotel room."
"Okay. What does that have to do with this? Relax. Hey! Hey! Help me, please!"
"Stupid haole!"
Mean Girls
"In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
Moulin Rouge
"The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures, where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. Satine. A courtesan, she sold her love to men. They called her the 'Sparkling Diamond', and she was the star of the Moulin Rouge. The woman I loved is.. dead."
Juno
"Well, there you have it. Would you like to know the sex?"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Please, Juno, please!"
"No, there will be no sex!"
"Planning to be surprised when you deliver?"
"Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything."
"Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?"
"No, no, no. They're the adoptive parents."
"Oh, well thank goodness for that!"
"..What's that supposed to mean?"
"I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in."
"How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?"
"Or, like, stage parents."
"They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?"
"I guess not."
"What is your job title exactly?"
"I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am."
"Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know."
"Excuse me?"
"Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade."
"Bren! You's a dick! I love it!"
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners."
The Lion King
"I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I've been running from it for so long."
[Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick]
"Ow! Jeez, what was that for?"
"It doesn't matter. It's in the past."
[laughs]
"Yeah, but it still hurts."
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or.. learn from it."
[swings his stick at Simba again who ducks out of the way]
"Ha. You See? So what are you going to do?"
"First, I'm gonna take your stick."
[Simba snatches Rafiki's stick and throws it and Rafiki runs to grab it]
"No, not the stick! Hey, where you going?"
"I'm going back!"
"Good! Go on! Get out of here!"
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"Domestic partnership."
"Domestic partnership? You mean like faggots?"
"No, I mean yeah but, no, not
us. Obviously. Just on paper."
"Paper faggots?"
"Well, the accepted vernacular is gay.. but yes."
Juno
"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords!"
Jeepers Creepers
"Let's just use the phone."
"And call who?"
"I don't know."
"And tell them what?"
"I don't know!"
"Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"
Moulin Rouge
"I couldn't. I saw you there and I felt differently and the Duke he saw.. Christian I love you. I don't want to pretend anymore. I didn't want to lie and he knows, he knows."
Ten things i hate about you.
"Well, now that you've seen "the plan," I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else."
50 first dates
"I'll see ya around."
"Okay.."
[puzzled pause]
"Really? That's it?"
"That's what?"
"All that flirting and phony "I can't read" stuff, and then you're not gonna ask me out or for my phone number?"
"I can't read."
"Oh, shut up. That was one of the goofiest things I've ever seen in my life, but I thought, "Hey, if this guy is so desperate to meet me, he might be worth talking to." But then I get stiffed."
"No, no, no, this is what happened. I.."
"Mahalo for the ego boost." [Drives off]
50 first dates
"Did we have sex?"
[Marlin and Doug look at Henry]
"No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows."
[Marlin and Doug turn away]
"We want to!"
[Marlin and Doug look again]
"Just kidding.."
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"Mr. Valentine, you said you're a fireman."
"Yes, that is correct."
"Do you have two jobs? Because my
dad said that you're also a butt pirate."
Juno
"My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus' wife."
"Zeus' wife?"
"Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross. "
50 first dates.
"So, you must be Lucy's friend. The one who made the tape."
"I think he's more than my friend. You're my boyfriend, right?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"So every day you help her to realize what happened and you wait patiently for her to be okay with it.. then you get her to fall in love with you again?"
"Yes, ma'am."
[softly, almost beneath her breath] Gosh!
[a longing sigh, then back slaps her husband's chest right over his heart] You asshole! You don't even open the fricking car door for me anymore!
Moulin Rouge
"Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know what love is, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being. She loves you, I know it, I know she loves you."
Ten things i hate about you.
"I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
Mean Girls
"Yo yo yo! All..you..sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G.."
Fall back down
"I've had a bad year, a lot to go through. I've been knocked out, beat down, black and blue. She's not the one coming back for you."
50 first dates
"Actually I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there's no alcohol in these drinks. Sadly, I've used this technique many times. It helps lovely tourists such as yourself loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake all night and have guilt free vigorous sex with me."
"Wow!"
The Lion King
"Hey, Uncle Scar, guess what?"
"I despise guessing games.."
"I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock."
"Oh, goody.."
"My dad just showed me the whole
kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all."
"Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy.
Bad back, you know." [flops on his side]
"Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm
King, what'll that make you?"
"A monkey's uncle."
"You're so weird."
"You have no idea."
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"And most importantly, they showed us that no matter whom we choose to love, be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual, pansexual, transexual, omnisexual or that thing where the chick ties the belt around your neck and tinkles on a ballon, it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people."
El tango de Roxanne
"Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can't fight.. You're free to leave me, but just don't deceive me and please, believe me when I say 'I love you.'"
Teigha Ward
"Why do people find the need to judge people on facebook just because they're too afraid to say it too their face. Everyone's different and no one should be judged for that. Honestly, who cares what you wear to Ilion High School? Just because you're not an athlete doesn't mean others can't be."
The funeral
"To the outside: the dead leaves, they're on the lawn. Before they died, had trees to hang their hope."
Survivor
"Now that you're out of my life, I'm so much better. You thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger." ♥
Broken Strings
"You can't play our broken strings, you can't feel anything that your heart don't want to feel. I can't tell you something that ain't real."
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Irreplaceable.
"And keep talking that mess, that's fine. But could you walk and talk at the same time?"
The End
"If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me."
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"Chuck. What's going on, man?"
"Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell
you is pretty rough. They removed your
entire body. You're nothing but a head now."
"What?"
"They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they
got scientists in the other room working
on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright."
"Oh, you know, you're such a dick."
Before the storm
"Never thought it'd come this far, just thinking back to where we started & how we lost all that we are."
Girl Interrupted
"If sane is thinking there’s something wrong with being different, then I’d rather be completely f#cking mental."
Irreplaceable.
"I can have another you by tomorrow, so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin you're irreplaceable."
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
"The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!"
Nothing
"They say I'm better off now than i ever was with her. As they take me to my local down the street, I'm smiling but I'm dying trying not to drag my feet."
This.
"No one deserves to be treated that way. So even if you love him with your entire heart, with every fiber of your being, with so much passion that it hurts to think about it, you need to forget what you want and remember what you deserve."
Look at me now.
"If you wanted bullshit, then i'm like olay. I
don't care what you say, so don't even speak." ♥
Robert Frost
"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."
Caitie Vandawalker
"When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status, you know you're either doing something very right, or something very wrong."
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